Because watching SJM videos is much more fun than writing essays for English, I decided to translate the Q&A game part of Yue Ce Yue Kai Xin. :)

Links to the videos are posted here.

The translation starts after Hankyung's dance. It's a rough translation/summary, so not every line is translated.

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Host: What do you think of Hunan? Name some things that represent Hunan.
Siwon: I want to eat spicy crayfish. I've eaten 80 of them.
Host: Eh?!?!!
Hankyung: He's eaten 80, I've eaten 60. After he ate them, he told me "I can't even feel my saliva anymore."
Donghae: Grilled meat.
Henry: I like Hunan's fans.
Host: Henry's so good. He's so shy and cute.
Siwon: Yesterday Henry told me he wants to go to Changsha.
Hankyung: See, didn't I tell you Siwon talks a lot. It annoys me when we're rehearsing.
Siwon: You're like that too!
Kyuhyun: I want to eat smelly tofu. Waiter, waiter!
Ryeowook: I like sticky rice cake (? something like that)
Zhoumi: Hunan is famous for crayfish and smelly tofu, but I think it's even more famous for "Yue Ce Yue Kai Xin".

1ST QUESTION: Who in the group likes to act cool?
Host: Kyuhyun, whose answers are you trying to peek at?
Kyuhyun: *laughing* (OMG SO CUTE *dies*)
Hankyung: Siwon
Ryeowook: Hankyung
Donghae: Siwon
Henry: Siwon
Siwon: Hankyung
Kyuhyun: Siwon
Zhoumi: Siwon
Host: Why does Siwon like to act cool?
*Hankyung and Kyu demonstrate Siwon's walk, Siwon corrects them*
Hankyung: During rehearsal, Siwon doesn't rehearse. He looks at himself in the mirror.
Siwon: You're lying.

2ND QUESTION: Who doesn't like to shower?
Ryeowook: Henry
Hankyung: Henry
Donghae: Henry
Kyuhyun: Henry
Siwon: Henry
Henry: Hankyung + Donghae + ..... (everyone)
Hankyung: He's too tired to shower at night after rehearsing so he showers the next morning.

3RD QUESTION: Who cries the most?
Host: Don't peek at other people's answers (talking to Kyu, hahaha)
Ryeowook: *raises his name tag*
Hankyung: Ryeowook
Host: Donghae, a lot of people said you cry the most
Donghae: (to the host) Your eyes are nice
Donghae: Ryeowook
Henry: I don't know
Siwon: Ryeowook
Kyuhyun: Ryeowook
Zhoumi: Ryeowook
Ryeowook: (in Korean) This is embarrassing, but I haven't cried in front of Henry before. Every time the members make me feel emotional, I cry. When Henry performed with his violin, I was so moved I felt like crying.

4TH QUESTION: Who likes to act cute?
Hankyung: Zhoumi. At first I didn't think he acted cute, but I noticed it when we were shopping. Now I can't stand it. *demonstrates Zhoumi's cuteness*
*Siwon and Hankyung further demonstrate*
Siwon: Really. He's very cute.
Ryeowook: Zhoumi
Donghae: Zhoumi
Henry: Zhoumi
Kyuhyun: Zhoumi
Zhoumi: Donghae. When we're eating and we order one dish, if Donghae wants another dish, he goes "I want more!" *imitates Donghae*
*Siwon demonstrates Donghae waking up*

5TH QUESTION: Who loves to look at pretty girls?
Siwon: HANKYUNG! What are you going to do?
*Hankyung throws his paper on the ground*
Siwon: (talking to Hankyung) What are you writing?
Hankyung: Go back to your seat.
Hankyung: Siwon *demonstrates with Donghae skipping/acting as a pretty girl* He acts cool when he walks past a pretty girl.
Donghae: Hankyung
Ryeowook: Hankyung
Henry: Hankyung
Kyuhyun: Hankyung
Zhoumi: Hankyung
*Siwon demonstrates with Donghae acting as the pretty girl again, Hankyung then drags Siwon away as Siwon yells "What's your phone number?"* LOL
Host: I want to ask Siwon, when Hankyung acts cool in front of a girl, what is the girl's reaction?
Siwon: She looks at him with interest (? sorry not completely sure)
*Demonstrates with Hankyung as himself and Siwon as a pretty girl*

6TH QUESTION: Who wants to get married the most?
Hankyung: Me
Donghae: Hankyung (he stole Hankyung's name tag and put it on his paper, lol)
Ryeowook: Hankyung
Zhoumi: Hankyung & Donghae
Kyuhyun: Donghae
Siwon: Hankyung
Henry: Donghae
Donghae: I want to
Hankyung: Donghae wants to have a beautiful baby and live a happy life
Host: Do you want your baby to be a little prince or little princess?
Hankyung: Little dragon king (?)
Host: What type of girl does Donghae like?
Donghae: Big eyes, cute girl
Host: Next, Hankyung. The group members all say you're the one who wants to get married the most.
Hankyung: I want to find a good girl who takes care of her parents. I'd like to marry her after 2-3 years of dating, but right now I'm not dating anyone. My girlfriend right now is all of you (talking to the fans).

*Some corrections thanks to liliabloom</lj>
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ALSO. Does anyone know if there will be a 3rd week of this show? They show some scenes at the end that look like previews, but does anyone know for sure?</lj>